hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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(via gnarly)

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via im-a-weirdo-baby)

merelei:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

(via gnarly)

Yeah Marcel the monkey bit them and gave them monkey rabies and they died.

(Source: princesconsuela, via frie-nds)

misterrmrr:

These are the best cookies. THE BEST

misterrmrr:

These are the best cookies. THE BEST

(Source: skullheadedandclark, via zoeyrawr)

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via hotboyproblems)